Showing posts with label Jane Clark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane Clark. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS TURN DEADLY WHEN MOMMIES BEHAVE BADLY!!!


Christmas ornaments turn deadly, when mommies behave badly and someone can't take it anymore.

In the aftermath of the slaughter of Crazy Bitches at the Hallowed Spirits Ranch, Alice has divorced Eddie and is trying to get on with life, especially since Eddie has already remarried and to someone younger than her.  She distracts herself by volunteering to organize the Holiday Pageant for her son's Pre-school class, but that doesn't help much since Eddie's new wife has a 4 year old too and she joins an already fractioned group of "mommies".
The Holiday Pageant committee becomes a hotbed of conspiracies and terrible parenting. Alice drags her sister, Minnie, into the mix, desperate for an ally, and Minnie is happy to help, but she's having her own issues. She's absolutely sure someone is following her and to make matters worse she's been having dreams about all her friends that died over that fateful weekend. Her dreams turn to nightmares as each old murdered face morphs into someone new. Pretty soon her nightmares cross into reality as badly behaving mommies start turning up dead.

"Clark’s intelligent script and her ability to maintain the funny while amassing the gore is a welcome entry into a genre, heretofore, untapped by women directors." - Madrid S. Angelo, ROCK CHICAGO

CRAZY BITCHES 2: Mommies Behaving Badly is set to start filming February 2017. The film is being written by CRAZY BITCHES writer/director Jane Clark.

Monday, October 5, 2015

THESE CRAZY BITCHES JUST GOT CRAZIER FOR HALLOWEEN!

CRAZY BITCHES GET CRAZIER THIS HALLOWEEN
 
-- Launches 50% off Halloween download and streaming specials on iTunes --
 
-- Writer-director Jane Clark unveils movie sequel and IndieGoGo campaign --
 
 
 
UH, OH.  These CRAZY BITCHES just got CRAZIER for Halloween.
 
Gravitas Ventures and FilmMcQueen, who brought the film festival hit comedy CRAZY BITCHES, featuring "I Am Cait" actress Candis Cayne, into homes in 2015, unveiled plans on Monday for a special 99-cent Halloween weekend release on iTunes. That's crazy!  
 
And it gets even crazier. The weekend before Halloween, Oct. 23rd and 24th, iTunes will be selling downloads to own for 50% off the regular price - just $4.99 for standard definition (SD) and $6.99 for high-definition version.
 
Still not satisfied? Writer-director Jane Clark (METH HEAD) also announced plans tolaunch a sequel, CRAZIER BITCHES, with a fundraising campaign at IndieGoGo site, http://igg.me/at/CrazierBs
 
CRAZY BITCHES, released in February and featuring "I Am Cait" actress Candis Cayne, tells of seven women and their gay friend whose weekend getaway turns murderous when one-by-one they are killed by their own vanity!
 
Dubbed a "slasher satire" by Entertainment Weekly, CRAZY BITCHES played at more than 25 festivals, including a Los Angeles Outfest screening where it thrilled an audience of some 800 at Hollywood's historic John Anson Ford Amphitheater.
 
The comedy earned an "A" from Kim Hoffman at AfterEllen for a film "packed with moments that will make you giggle, cringe, and maybe even jump out of your seat for a second." It was dubbed "a bloody good time" by Campus Circle and Horror Movies Uncut wrote: "Filled with laughs, suspense, and well crafted gore CRAZY BITCHES is a deep slasher that knows it's roots and excels in the lavish world of horror."
 
"I've seen the film at least 10 times with festival audiences, and it never gets old to hear the laughter, gasps and screams. And the biggest reward comes after the film ends when I watch them leave smiling from the experience," Director Jane Clark said of her comedy.
 
Clark has now written follow-up CRAZIER BITCHES that takes place two years after the slaughter at Hallowed Spirits Ranch. Our heroine, Alice, is the leader of the grade school Christmas pageant committee, and when some of the mommies begin behaving badly, old passions - the deadly kind - get stirred up and the killing starts again.  If the actors lived through the first slaughter, they are back for another. If they didn't...well, some are back anyway, including fan favorites Candis Cayne and Guinevere Turner. And some new, as yet announced, actresses are coming along for the sequel.
 
The IndieGoGo campaign rewards include throwbacks to the original film, such as a signed CRAZY BITCHES script, DVD with Extras and a 20-minute Skype convo with the director on all things CRAZY and CRAZIER. Or, get the chance to pick a murder weapon and help Clark plan a kill in CRAZIER.