Cosplay Fetish Battle
Drones: The Gift that keeps on giving....
I tried to go into
this movie with an open mind, and let me tell you, I wasn't even prepared for
the the molestation that happened within my mind! To understand this movie, you
would be an 8 ball of cocaine, huge hits of acid and the ability to travel back
in time to see when the movie was made...Yeah its that special kind of
insanity, and let me say I loved every mind numbing second of it. The one thing
you have to pay attention to is the story, reason being: THERE ISN'T A GODDAMN
STORY. Yeah, its that kind of movie, lets throw the random things possible
within a couple characters, and hope for the best.
Mix the Power
Rangers, 80's music videos, and extremely bad acting with a bowl full (Yes bowl
full because a handful is for pansies) of the most hallucinogenic drugs you can
find in the world, and there you have it! Zordon is a damn pull in light, and
the world is defended by recovering drug addicts, and nerds that call
themselves power rangers, and I'm ashamed to say I couldn't turn away at times
because of how bad/good it was. In the middle of the movie, it turns into a rap
video about having sex with big ol girls, smoking weed and pouring 40's on
them....How could you go wrong with that??? I think that moment made my mind
lock up like a car engine, but my blackness made me carry on through, with a
big ol smile on my face, and a tear running down my cheek....
The kids, randomly get their powers (which look like silver surfer dolls) and transform into things like dangling eye balls, cucumbers and virginal, and the best, and worse of all, abortions....yes you read that right. So you know what time it is when they get their powers, and their “villains” are like
puddy men, who like
killing random kids in the middle of a park in board daylight...You know,
secret-ish....One thing that stood out in this film that was odd (yes I know I
used the word odd) was the random dancing competitions, as well as the words
not matching their mouths, which was extremely annoying, like I was watching a
70's kung fu movie.
In conclusion, even
without a story, it was on a level of insanity that needs a lot of timing, and
really not just stepping out of your confront zone, but making sure its dead by
making it explode. It takes real courage, to make a bad movie, really, really
on purpose, and I have to give it to them.
Pros: It gave me a
“wtf” moment at almost every point
The rap video saved
this damn movie....
I can never look at
the power rangers the same ever again
Cons: I can never
look at the power rangers the same ever again
The acting was beyond
words....terrible mixed with a side of horse tranquilizers..
THERE WAS NO GODDAMN
STORY...
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