Saturday, August 16, 2014

OUR GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE ALL NIGHT ITALIAN SPLATTERFEST AT THE COLONIAL THEATRE, PHOENIXVILLE PA AUGUST 30TH

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT THIS ITALIAN SPLATTERFEST GIVEAWAY PACK WE ARE PUTTING TOGETHER FOR THIS YEAR'S PLUNGE INTO ITALIAN MADNESS, WELL, ITS LOOKING MIGHTY FUCKING BLOODY..... 

WE SENT ADMIN BUCKY OUT AND ABOUT AT MONSTER MANIA AND LETS SAY IT WAS A GREAT IDEA, BUT THE MAN IS A GODDAMN MANIAC. THE MAN MET MADS MIKKELSEN, DEREK MEARS AND EVEN A DRUNK HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN. EVEN DURING HIS DRUNKEN BINGE FRIDAY NIGHT HE MANAGED TO FIND ITALIAN 5 FILMS FOR THE PACK....WHAT ARE THEY WELL WE AREN'T SAYING TIL THE THING IS ENTIRELY TOGETHER. ALSO HE FOUND A WEIRD LOOKING THING THAT HAS WORDS IN IT AND SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF ANCIENT THING THATS MEANT FOR HISTORY LESSONS...... AND APPARENTLY HE SMILED AT US TODAY AND SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING RED. ALL WE KNOW WE ARE SCARED!!!!!

NOW THAT WE ARE DONE SCREAMING AT YOU.....

We hope to see ALL of you on August 30th, 2014 at the Colonial Theater in Phoenixville, PA!!!!!!!!!!

NOW SOMEONE PLEASE COME GET THIS CLOWN AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!

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