THE SICKEST SLASHER IN YEARS

The Sickest Slasher in Years

The prostitute wakes up bloody and naked. Her wrists are chained to the wall. Her ankles, too, legs spread wide. She yanks and kicks, but the restraints won’t budge. Then, she freezes, eyes wide with terror. Standing before her is her captor. He holds out a baseball, indicating the direction of his next swing. Only this bat is wrapped with razor sharp barbed wire. And, it’s aimed right between her legs. She screams, he swings, and splat! Yep, that’s how Death-Scort Service is playing it – sleazy, slimy, completely disgusting.

Have you ever wondered just how much bloody gore and nudity can be packed into a single slasher film? Death-Scort Service proves you can put waaaay more than you’d ever expect into a fantastic 90 minutes of movie. It's a great slasher film that's packed with sex and violence. The killing and nudity start early and never stop. The camera leers at the victims – first their writhing naked bodies and then their mutilated corpses. It’s super sleazy. And, these aren’t quick glimpses. Death-Scort Service lingers on all the gruesome details up close and long enough to making you feel like a dirty peeping tom. You’re going to feel filthy watching this one!

All the savage horror and sloppy, ploppy dirty bits are right in your face. Real slimy stuff like a great skull stab with the blade shooting out the mouth, nipple slicing, gut sawing, eye ripping, entrails squishing between fingers, head drilling, and tons more. And, we don’t even want to talk about the “wrong time of the month” scene. Whoa. That’s in addition to the jaw-dropping barbed wire baseball bat nightmare I’ve already mentioned.

Naked within the first minute The movie’s sexy, willing-to-do-anything cast doesn’t hesitate to get buck-naked. In fact, they’re naked so much throughout this movie you almost get the feeling they prefer to act with their clothes off.

Add to that indie horror greats Joel D. Wynkoop (Creep, Killing Spree, Rot), Bob Glazier (Amerikan Holocaust), and Joe Makowski ($kumbagz), and this movie has everything you need. Director Sean Donohue delivered the goods previously with Die Die Delta Pi. And, The Sleaze Box pushed good taste and gore over the edge with Amerikan Holokaust. Now, they’ve teamed up and the results are just what any dedicated horror fan would hope for. Here’s proof: Fangoria calls Death-Scort Service an “absolutely inappropriate, unapologetically ludicrous, and revolting exploitation sickie.” The Film Splice says it’s “a straight-to-the-point gore flick that wastes no time bringing the violence, the nudity, or the gore.” Cinesploitation declares it to be “a new breed of debauched horror”. And, Horror Society wrote a rave review saying they “have never seen a slasher this dirty and sexy...you will need a shower after watching it.”

Death-Scort Service is insane and we think it’s going to be an underground classic. But, you gotta check it out for yourself. Order here nowto get our exclusive Death-Scort Service DVD/VHS combo pack now for the no-messin’-around pre-sale price of just $35. That's for the collectible VHS tape and the DVD. That’s so reasonable you’ll have money left over to hire your own prostitutes! The DVD features great bonus features deleted scenes, trailers, and a behind-the-scenes featurette. Plus, you’ll get to see the chaos caused by Cult Movie Mania’s own Herb Kowalski when he visited the Death-Scort set. It’s ridiculous, and therefore great. The VHS is badass and features the extended cut of the movie, which you won’t find anywhere else ever. Good thing you’re hearing about it here first. Our tapes sell out quickly. And, this is the cheapest this tape will ever be. Pre-sale ends in one week. After that, the price goes up for good. So, order here now and get it while you can. This super sleazy slasher was made for sickos just like you!